Between the security of childhood and the
insecurity of second childhood. We find a
fascinating group of humanity called,
collectively The Sailor. The Sailor comes in
assorted  sizes, weight and sobriety. They can
be found anywhere, on ships, at shore
stations, in bars, on leaves, in love and the
government supports them.

The Sailor is laziness with a deck of cards,
bravery with a tattooed arm and the protector
of the high seas with a copy of Playboy.

The Sailor has the energy of a turtle, the
slyness of a fox, the brains of an idiot, the
stories of a sea captain, the sincerity of a liar,
the tenderness of a Casanova and when he
wants something it is usually connected with a
liberty card.

The Sailor likes women, girls, females and the
opposite sex. He dislikes answering letters,
wearing his uniforms, his supervisors, officers,
division chief, the chow, and getting up on time.

No one else can cram into one jumper pocket
a little black book, a comb, some change,
locker keys, a pack of cigarettes and his
liberty card and I.D. Card.

The Sailor likes to spend his money on
women, girls females and the opposite sex.
He likes to spend some on poker and the rest
foolishly.

A Sailor is a magic creature that you can lock
out of your home but not out of your heart. You
can scratch him off your mailing list but not out
of your mind. He's your long away from home
lover, your husband, your son or your
sweetheart. Your blurry eyed good for nothing
bundle of worry. All your shattered dreams
become insignificant when your sailor comes
home with a tender and loving phrase that has
lasted for years................................
"Hi Ya Honey"
The Sailor
Many thanks to Joe Schwaab for this classic